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King George had falsely proclaimed the colonies to be in "open and avowed rebellion," and demanded "the most decisive exertions" to crush them.

He signed into law a "Prohibitory Act" banning trade with the Americans, and declaring open season on American ports and ships.

In a New Year's Day attack, British troops bombarded and burned Norfolk, Va. Soon after came word that thousands of additional troops were crossing the Atlantic to quell colonial resistance.

Americans had been raised to think of themselves as Englishmen and to revere the English king. Now it was becoming clear that they'd been clinging to a delusion.

In January , with superb timing, Thomas Paine published " Common Sense. It was "greedily bought up and read by all ranks of people," marveled Josiah Bartlett, a congressional delegate from New Hampshire.

Paine's manifesto was a ferocious attack not just on England's abusive treatment of the colonies, but on the very idea of monarchy itself.

He mocked the "farcical" notion that Americans, being largely of English descent, must remain under English rule. William the Conqueror had been a Frenchman, he pointed out, and "half the peers of England" were of French descent.

Did it therefore follow that England must be governed by France? Even the distance at which the Almighty hath placed England and America, is a strong and natural proof, that the authority of the one over the other was never the design of Heaven.

Paine was urging Americans to fight for independence not only because George III and Parliament had betrayed them, but because they were no longer Britons.

America's people had evolved into a new nation, and that new nation was entitled, by the very "design of Heaven," to sovereignty and self-rule.

A few months later, that idea would be enshrined in the opening words of the Declaration of Independence. And who had authorized American independence?

Not English ministers or foreign diplomats, but "the laws of Nature and of Nature's God. The colonies weren't asking for their independence.

They were asserting it. They had made up their minds to leave. No longer could anything induce them to remain. It was a transformation that permanently altered the course of human events.

Long after "Brexit" has been forgotten, the events of will still be reverberating. Both parties are challenging their elite political leaders who refuse to listen to the voice of the people.

The powers that be have set up a system which benefits those that are "in". During the last two elections, email were circulating demanding that our elected officials be required to follow the same rules as all citizens.

Laws should apply evenly to everyone, regardless of position. Unfortunately, the move to force our elected officials to live by our same laws, received no support from the media, and seemed to have faded away.

Perhaps the anti-establishment sentiments during this election will bring in just and even-handed treatment. No American citizen should be above the law, nor treated unjustly, under the law.

Judge Richard Posner speaking at Harvard University. Parents Rafael and Liduvina stand on each side of their five daughters, from left: Maria Sofia, Guadalupe, Luz, Leticia and Karina.

Build bridges instead of walls. The sisters, from left: Karina and Guadalupe front row , Leticia and Luz middle row , and Maria Sofia.

The answer that followed would stay with her and her sisters. Luz says their parents raised them to help others. She was recognized by the American Medical Association and Gold Humanism Honor Society for helping minorities and the poor, and wants to eventually return to the central San Joaquin Valley to do public health work.

The eldest of the sisters, Maria Sofia Corona-Alamillo, is an immigration attorney in Los Angeles who graduated from law school at UC Berkeley.

The year-old primarily represents children in removal proceedings in the United States without a parent or guardian. Karina received an undergraduate degree in molecular environmental biology from UC Berkeley, and Guadalupe received an undergrad in psychobiology from UCLA.

Maria Sofia helped set the bar high. I found out everything the hard way. When Luz was a senior, Maria Sofia insisted her sister aim high. She got in.

The sisters continue to help each other. They inspire me. Rafael and Liduvina grew up working in farm labor in a rural Mexican village where they had little to eat and there was no running water, electricity or paved roads.

They came to the Valley after they were married to give their future children opportunities they never had. It was a grueling journey.

Rafael came first and got lost in the desert while walking the long miles north. Firebaugh field manager shares his Mexican inspirations Sano Farms field manager Jesse Sanchez, 63, of Fresno, describes harvests in Mexico with his family.

Sanchez recently won recognition from the White House for his contributions to the farming operation in Firebaugh. SILVIA FLORES sflores fresnobee.

Leticia recalls how there were no portable bathrooms or shade canopies for relief from the blistering sun when they worked together in the s, before legislation was passed that helped provide better conditions for farmworkers.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT. Maria Sofia Corona A. Liduvina now works in a packing house, where she encourages other young women to stay in school and go to college.

She just has that sense of wanting to take care of everyone. Their eldest daughters learned English in elementary school. The fear of deportation hovered over the family like a dark cloud.

If they are not American, what am I? WE NEED REMINDERS THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF GOOD PEOPLE, AND WE SHOULD EMBRACE EACH OTHER AND NOT FIND THINGS THAT DIVIDE US.

Maria Sofia is pregnant. They discussed key factors affecting immigration, the number of immigrants, distribution,and the significance of their contributions to U.

Both Tom Saenz and Refugio Sanchez are members of the SHHAR Board of Directors. Tom is a retired teacher and Administrator from the Orange Unified School District with extensive experience in working with immigrants from many countries.

He will also incorporate some of his life time personal experiences. Refugio is a retired electrician from Orange Unified and the son of a Bracero and with many personal and family experiences to share.

Oscar Rodriguez, Jr. In March , a retiring service member asked Rodriguez to deliver the flag-folding speech at his retirement ceremony, to be held at Travis Air Force Base in Sacramento.

He represents both urban and rural constituencies, and more than miles of the Texas-Mexico border. Prior to his election to the Texas Senate, Sen.

That level of service to his community continues today as a member of the Texas State Senate. He has proven himself an effective voice for SD 29, passing more than bills during his three sessions in the Texas Senate.

Of note, Sen. His hard work and tenacity on the Senate floor have gained him numerous accolades, including being named "Freshman MVP" by Capitol Inside, "Legislative Hero" by Texas Access to Justice Foundation, "Best of Senate" by the Combined Law Enforcement Association of Texas, "Advocate of the Year, Elected Official" by the Texas Association for Education of Young Children, "Texas Women's Health Champion" by the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, "Champion of Equality" by Equality Texas, "Legislator of the Year" by the Family Law Foundation, "Senate Legislator of the Year" by Texas Nurse Practitioners, and the " TABE Joe J.

Bernal Community Service Honoree" by the Texas Association for Bilingual Education. Prior to leading the SDC, he served as the Chairman of the Texas Senate Hispanic Caucus for nearly two years.

This includes legislation addressing education, health care, economic development, renewable energy, criminal justice reform, public safety and the courts, ethics and government transparency, and veterans.

In addition, Sen. He is also a long-time member of the Mexican-American Legal Defense and Educational Fund MALDEF Board of Directors; and the current Chairman of the Border Legislative Conference BLC , which is a joint program of the Council of State Governments CSG West and its regional partner in the South, the Southern Legislative Conference SLC , and comprised of legislators from the 10 American and Mexican states bordering the U.

The son of migrant farm workers, Sen. From an early age, he worked in fields throughout the country to help support a family of nine.

The first in his family to attend college, he received his undergraduate degree from Pan American University in and his law degree from the National Law Center at George Washington University in Since , Sen.

This is the day I graduated from the Detroit police academy at pm, went home and took a two hour nap, woke up at that night and reported to my first tour of duty at the 12th Precinct for midnight shift.

Look at that smile on my face. The next 17 years would bring plenty of shed blood, black eyes, torn ligaments, stab wounds, stitches, funerals, a head injury, permanent and irreparable nerve damage, 5 ruptured discs, some charming PTSD and depression issues and a whole lot of heartache.

We ALL need to start being more understanding and compassionate toward one another. I truly do. But this all has to stop. Are cops perfect? Are there bad cops?

But please…understand that the vast majority of police are good, loving, well intentioned family people. They have husbands and wives and children and parents and pets and cousins and mortgages and electric bills and lawns that need cutting, just like you.

They have hearts and consciences. It breaks my heart to see all this hatred and anger flying around. Love to all of you.

ALL OF YOU. By spreading her words of wisdom, this officer hopes that people can begin to cooperate instead of fight, and unite rather than segregate.

We are all just people—after all. Ray Ordway his wife Laverne, Mr. Buddy Montes and his wife Laurie and long time horseman, farrier and friend Mr.

Hugh Bishop and his wife Carmen came to our ranch. This was a historic moment for us to share their time and knowledge about the legendary ranches that they spent much of their lives as living examples of our Californio period.

The great El Tajon ranch, between Bakersfield and Los Angeles and the Rancho Gonzaga of Don Francisco Pacheco, Pacheco pass and other locations of notable ranching history came to life as they shared the past.

Hugh Bishop, who resided in Monterey County for years, also participates in the Vaquero lifestyle and has studied the Old California history extensively.

The importance of the Wilbur-Cruce Horses Caroline Baldock - Historian. I have worked and traveled within the horse world too.

Not just England but Turkmenistan, Iran, Europe, and America. I have never met horses like the Wilbur-Cruce. But the Wilbur-Cruce, this was a horse of which I had never before encountered.

I first met Robin Keller and Francisco at a barbeque on the side of the road in Los Olivos, California. Francisco was milling with the people, wandering about, looking for all the world like Oscar Wilde.

My heart melted. I was looking into the eyes of a very intelligent horse. One whose ancestry clearly shone out. A type of horse I had never seen before.

A noble head, fine chiseled, a roman nose, but refined not thick or heavy. His coat colour reminded me of the paintings of long ago of Spanish horses in the courts of 16 th century monarchies.

I recall wandering around the castle of Alexis Wrangle in Sweden, north of Stockholm and seeing paintings of the very same horse. His head has intelligence; it is fine but strong, full of honesty.

His coat colour unlike any I have seen before, a skewbald technically, but I have never seen such a rich chestnut, flecked, mottled, no clear definition between the white and the rich chestnut.

I spent the next day at the Lompoc mission. We met Robin opened a horsebox and out walked a calm serene Francisco, free not tied up. He just stood as if for all the world he was a human being.

He waited patiently as we scrabbled for our equipment and then we set off for the Mission to do a photo shoot. Imagine my amazement when whatever I asked for he stood or moved or looked gazing into the distance.

He was saddled with a replica saddle made by Joe MacCummings. The days shooting produced some of the most amazing photographs I have ever had the privilege to take.

Francisco was a star. What I learned from Francisco and Robin is that breeding is everything. Selection of type for purpose will after many years hone the character, strength and type of horse for a purpose.

The Thoroughbred bred for racing, the Suffolk Punch for hauling great heavy loads from heavy clay Suffolk soil.

The Cleveland Bay for lighter farm work, and so we go on. These horses carried their riders through bog and jungle, across desert and into rivers; they had courage, strength, loyalty and a deep affection for the men they carried.

Robin was as close to Francisco as any human could be to another specie. The herd was blood typed and according to Gus Cothran and Dr.

Phil Sponenberg they have a surprising purity. Sponenberg says. What Bonny tells us is paramount. The horses existed in a small herd for over a century in southern Arizona.

See My granny was visiting for the origin. July Gender-specific "I may not be the only person ever to have used this one, but am claiming it since it isn't in your index so far: Gender-specific.

I'm in my 50s and still going strong, unfortunately, though my cycles have become very unpredictable. George was used universally by young girls in my suburban Detroit community.

Please don't use my name or e-mail address. I'm 31, from Texas, and I call my 'monthly friend' 'George. We were the only girls at our lunch table.

One day, out of the blue, she asked me, 'So, has George come to visit you yet? To this day, I refer to that time of the month as George.

Also, I call pads 'mattresses' or 'mattressi. This is a really interesting site! November "I'm 29 and from Texas and we, too, used ' George ' as the term in high school.

I usually just refer to it as ' that time of the month. April Get the crime scene tape see Earning your red wings Getting my monthly subscription in the mail " My fiance calls it 'the monster' and it really fits since it's almost like me going from Dr.

Jekkyl to Ms. Hyde on that time of the month. I usually like to refer getting my period as 'getting my monthly subscription in the mail," especially when we're having girl talks and we don't want the guys to know what we're really talking about.

And when she is having her period she says, Gina is sick. When she gets waxed, she says Gina just went to the salon," writes the e-mailer.

February Girl flu see Monthly issue Girl stuff "Girl stuff, On the dot as in period, viz. We only heard 'Aunt Dot' much later.

Firesign Theater is an American radio comedy group. We also use the term cotton pony, which you already have listed ," writes the contributor.

June Girl issues "We always say 'girl issues,'" e-mails the contributor. September Girls' time "I was an English teacher in Japan for two years, and often had to simplify expressions in English to get my point across.

You could say this is a kind of Pidgin - 'Girls' time' was the term I used from the beginning, and people always knew what it meant.

I still use it with my American friends today," writes the contributor of Uncle Bloody. August Girly flu "Hello! I was so happy when I stumbled across your site.

I wanted to share my families expression 'GIRLY FLU. I'm not sure if he coined the expression or heard it somewhere but I've never heard any one else use it.

Thanks for letting me share! She was in dire need of a good laugh, as was I. But there was one term I did not see on your site.

It's a bit lewd, but used none the less. Whenever I have my period and am out and about running errands with a good friend of mine, if I stop to use the restroom, he likes to announce to everyone that I am 'going to change my cooter plug.

But what the hell - it makes me laugh! I found you by googling Oklahoma Museum Ass. Go figure that one out. The Flaming Lips have a song called "going to India" - it's on the Zureka box set.

Wayne's wife, while trying to explain 'going to Oklahoma' said it was like she went to India once a month. Check it out, it's a funny song.

In college my wife and her friend would use the term 'Going to Oklahoma' in reference to the need to cross the Red River which borders the two states.

For example, 'I should be leaving for Oklahoma tomorrow. Since my sister and I both knew we weren't doing anything to make it news - good or bad - we just called it our period," writes a woman from Ohio.

November Gramma see Not user friendly Gramps " I have a co-worker who has always said, 'Aunt Flo is visiting. I can't stand either of them. Take Care!

June Grandma's here a also said by a woman born in South Dakota, sister to the woman who says You're not a dad.

And I have no idea where it even came from. My husband always says something about the river running wide which I think is completely moronic and I have no idea why.

She calls menstruation 'granny,' and it was used by the women in her family. I'm assuming the term was in use when she was a young girl, so that would be the s and s, but could back possibly further than that.

Also, her mother was the local midwife and even delivered three of her own grandchildren," writes the contributor. She also wrote, "I just ran across your site and I can't help but to laugh and be appalled at the same time.

My husband, who is a bit squeamish about anatomy, has trouble discussing my period, but has no problem talking about green weeks. She had a wonderful sense of humor.

I don't know if this was her own joke or if she read it somewhere. If you told her you had your period and needed a pad she'd say, 'You can always hang upside down from a tree.

So we'd just say 'I need something for my. I'm on a happy escapade. We also said 'leaking. With my current boyfriend, we just call it menstruating.

It's much more comfortable. One of the girls who attends the school where I work calls it 'her lady business.

There was a spot of blood on her petticoat that she explained as coming from a 'mosquito bite,' which was apparently a common euphemism for menstruation in Massachusetts in and understood by the male investigators.

You have a cool site, thanks for putting it up. He referred to the process as 'her whores are moanin' ' - a descriptive of the hormonally induced behavior of my friend during those days.

We live in the Midwest USA. What would be really intriguing is to further explore WHY I insist on using a euphemism. When my husband and I were trying to conceive, I could call him at any time and tell him 'Herman is here,' or 'I got a call from Herman,' and he'd know we weren't succesful that month.

I think Herman was just a generic obscure name and neither of knew anyone who was actually named Herman, so there you have it.

Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour.

October Howlin' at the moon see Due for the sweatlodge Hummer days the male contributor writes, "Paulie Shore optimistically called them 'hummer days.

I heard him use this term on a TV special, but I cannot remember the name of the show. I've felt lousy and worse than lousy try extreme pain and tiredness for many years during that time.

I am in my teens. Oddly enough I started my period the day of my sister's wedding, and didn't have the nerve to ask my sister what was happening to me; it took me two days to find out.

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When I tell him that I hate that blue car, he understands that I'm menstruating. And so far no one has else has sent in 'being a girl' or 'my special time.

My husband has always teased me when I use tampons that I 'have a mouse in' cuz he sees the string which he calls a 'tail. I think I will start using it, except when visiting the UK: 'I have my full stop.

A young lady will raise her hand, be called on and come up to my desk. I ask her, 'What is it that you need? Finally one of two things will occur.

Anyway, after many years of experience sometimes you recognize the way something is said more than what is said. Hadn't seen any thing like this on the site so I thought I'd fling it your way.

This is a great site for men or women. Keep up the great work. Please sign me anonymous. Great site! I was born in My mother was born in My mother always called it ' the pip.

Also, I had friends who referred to it as ' my red headed aunt fell off the roof ,' or ' I'm being visited by my red headed aunt.

I'm bleeding all over western North Carolina "When my mother was going through menopause, and had heavy and erratic periods, she would say, 'I'm bleeding all over western North Carolina,'" writes the New Yorker, who also contributed "I'm having my full stop.

My brother totally figured it out despite her efforts. Michigan, 26 years old" February I'm closed for renovations see I'm closed for maintenance I'm crying me a bloody river see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm dredging the Love Canal see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm dying see "I'm gifted.

I do not know if these are widespread terms; I am pretty certain a few are not. Cork : A tampon. The Gift : I say 'I'm gifted' when I'm having it, or 'I have not received my gift yet' when not.

I'm Dying : I think this is funny, but I have an odd sense of humor. As in, 'Could I steal a cork? I'm dying. He also brought up that we menstruate, which is the basis of his theory as to why women aren't drafted.

He said, 'You bleed too much to be in the army; you're drafted once a month. So basically, menstrual blood and such are categorized as debris, or 'detritus.

I think I have roughly been on your site for a good 2 hours now. When it comes my TOM I have a few sayings: ' It's sticky time! Thank you for such a wonderfully entertaining read!!!!!!

Valentine's Day Massacre see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm in a special place "My name is [withheld, but it sounds Muslim], I'm a year-old student from Connecticut.

When I have period, I tell my friend Wendy "I'm in a special place. He uses 'Satan's little cotton fingers' to refer to tampons and when I'm menstrating we say I've become little Suzy rotton crotch.

There's also 'My pussy cat is puking up blood,' 'I'm on auto-drip,' and 'White undies are out this time of month. Due to be sold sometime soon.

August I'm painting the town red see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm pinkin' see I'm having my period I'm puctuating see Punctuating, I'm I'm pumping death see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm rebooting the Ovarian Operating System see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red I'm regular "Love the site!!

When I was in high school upstate New York, s and we had swimming in gym class, if you had your period you just had to respond ' I'm Regular ' when they took attendance and you'd be excused from going in the water.

Some girls were 'Regular' three out of four weeks!! So, between set-ups or changes, I would curl up on the greenroom couch with a heating pad.

Since we changed actors every 6 weeks or so, I ended up being asked "Are you ok? Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.

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AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.

After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.

Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door.

The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead.

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Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid".

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Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen.

When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch? What's wrong? I tried it again, and the same thing happened.

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support? How may I help you? How do I go about getting that fixed?

Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?

It just has '4X' on it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Lufthansa Airlines Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain once again made an announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight from New York to London.

We are currently flying at a height of 35, feet midway across the Atlantic. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.

This is a recorded message. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight will board from Gate Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight would in fact be boarding from Gate So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.

Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke " Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.

This is a pencil sketch of me done by buddy Dyeaneshwaran, during Traffic Engineering Lecture Hour in Transportation Seminar Hall, Anna University during our Final Year B.

This is a quote which I read a long time back in Reader's Digest. I penned this and posterized it using MS-Photo Editor to give it this look.

Some English words which have their Origin in Arabic 1. Alcohol - From Al - Kuhl meaning Essence. Admiral - From 'Amir - a - Ali' meaning 'Commander of the Sea'.

Gibraltar - From Jabal Tariq , the "mountain of Tariq" after the general who led the Muslim conquest of Spain. On the occasion of the th birth anniversary of Jawaharlal Nehru today, also celebrated as Children's day, I searched the web for something interesting and landed on this site which has some rare pictures of Jawaharlal Nehru.

I bought a CD of Mozart's Requiem, a few days back. The Requiem is considered to be one of the masterpieces of Mozart and is also shrouded in mystery.

Although I have not listened to it fully and have not been able to appreciate the composition and its beauty, it had a different feel from the few Western Classical Music compositions that I have heard so far.

See above the image of Mozart's original handwritten score of Requiem. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart known as one of the first Master Composers along with the likes of Bach and Beethoven, is said to have composed the Requiem for his "own funeral".

It is said that he had received a commission from an unknown intermediary of Count Franz von Walsegg-Stuppach for writing a Requiem a song or hymn of mourning composed or performed as a memorial to a dead person Score to be performed on the anniversary of his Wife's death.

At his death on 5 December Mozart had only been able to complete the first movement of the Requiem's score—the Introit: Requiem—and to write part scores of nine of the following 13 sections.

He later gave up the task and the unfinished score fell to Süssmayer in the end anyway. Years ago, I had read in "Young World" of The Hindu newspaper about an Indian revolutionary named Khudiram Bose who was hanged at the age of I was somehow suddenly reminded of him today and Googled to find this link.

From a very young age, Khudiram Bose had a patriotic fervour, so much so that he gave up his studies and joined revolutionaries who were fighting against the British, for freedom.

In , the revolutionaries planned to kill Magistrate Kingsford, who was very cruel against any uprising against the British and had got many revolutionaries killed.

Khudiram Bose and his friend Profulla Chaki were entrusted with the job of killing Kingsford. The plan was to throw a bomb at Kingsford's Coach and kill him.

Unfortunately, the bomb killed three other people as Kingsford was not travelling in that coach. Profulla to prevent himself from getting caught by the British shot himself dead.

Khudiram was arrested after a long chase. Admin area Login. This blog is powered by FlatPress. Your opinion may differ on the subject. Whether due to your nature as something inhuman or the effects of some strange magic upon you, you have been rendered ageless and immune to mortal disease.

Your natural lifespan is effectively infinite. You were turned by a vampire, but the curse interacted strangely with you, mutating and evolving into a different strain.

This has given you a number of rare abilities, usually only present in very old and powerful members or your kind.

Being a vampire comes with some fairly standard abilities and weaknesses. Now, on to your unique abilities: First, you have complete control over your thirst for blood.

You have fairly extensive shapeshifting, being capable of assuming classical vampiric forms, from wolves, to bats, to clouds of mists and hybrids between them.

You can even create clothes with this ability. You also possess the power of telekinesis, capable of casually lifting several grown men and snapping their necks.

This same ability allows you to fly by force of will. Something about you is greater than others of your kind, enhancing your abilities beyond those of your kind and granting new ones altogether.

Any alt form you assume will be pushed to the absolute apex of their potential. You are hardly weakened by sunlight and need a fraction of the amount of blood required before.

As well, any vampires you create are no longer mere fledglings, beholden by their hunger, but are instead similar in strength and ability to what is described in the Vampire perk above and can easily be created en masse, allowing you to create large armies of powerful vampires in a short amount of time..

But the true strength gained from this is an entirely new ability. You gain the ability to absorb the ambient magic from around you, sucking it right out of the air — or potentially even pulling it directly from the grasp of others attempting to wield it — to drastically enhance your own abilities and weaken anyone else drawing on it.

You are even able to channel this stolen magic into your vampiric to enhance their abilities as well.

What does it matter which dead language you chant in or where you draw your power from? Your realization of this has given you the skills required to mix and match different forms of magic.

From spells to entire magic systems, you can pick them apart and put them back together in whatever form or fashion you want.

Your grasp of the way magic works lets you make adjustments to spells on the fly. This innate ability to understand the structure of spells also allows you to find their weak points, and most spells, like diamonds, can be shattered if tapped in just the perfect spot.

Your willpower is enormous, your mind impregnable, and your sense of self inviolable. Nothing that walks upon this world or any other can truly break your mind or shatter your will.

Attempts to possess you simply fail — and often backfire, for the things that attempt it can even be trapped within your own mind. A Good Blade [Free Monster]: A fine sword, forged by a master blacksmith and woven with enchantments, it is preternaturally sharp and durable and will never dull or rust.

Anyway, this will allow you to bring a member of the team along with you when you leave. That is, assuming you can convince them to leave.

Princess Amaya! Nearly everything that comes out of your mouth is either an insult or some snarky dismissal. Doing so gave him a certain degree of power over you.

Now, at any time, he — or whoever currently controls the house, or even the house itself — can forcibly recall you to the House.

Your goals may very well be noble, such as saving the world or the one you love, but in your mind, the ends always justify the means.

Your companions, at least, are immune to this. You can choose not to reply, of course, but you can never intentionally reply with a falsehood. And they spent the rest of their existence continuing to do so as one armageddon after another was defeated.

Now, however, they will fail. Inevitably, every time, they will fail and the world — and sometimes so much more — will be lost forever.

Unless you help them. If you struggle valiantly alongside the team, the chance to prevail will exist. If you choose to ignore this, all that was, is, and ever could be shall perish — and you along with it.

This could have happened in any number of ways: maybe you happened upon a magical artifact of some kind, maybe you pissed off an ancient god, or perhaps this was a result of your own spell.

Regardless, you have spent the time since then helping and guiding untold amounts of people, generation after generation. If this was due to some facet of your curse or simply some inherent altruism, you no longer remember.

In your long years, you have honed both your power and your knowledge. And even someone with little talent for magic could acquire respectable skill and power in such large amounts of time.

If you so wish it, your features shall become… distorted. Nothing truly changes, but onlookers will only be able to recall you as an extremely generic version of your race or species.

They would be able to recognize you on sight, but attempting to describe you to someone else would only result in their frustration.

In reality, the box was a portal to an alternate universe, where everything was twisted and villains ruled the earth. In any case, this is not that box.

This is simply a replica of the real thing, which takes the shape of a human skull — with the addition of a third eye socket in the center of the forehead and the fact that the top of the skull is removable.

Daldry scores a sensational film debut Bell explodes onscreen in a performance that cuts to the heart Jimmy Bell is an engaging Billy, earnest and high-spirited, and a pretty good dancer, too In Mike Nichols's hilarious remake of the French comedy LA CAGE AUX FOLLES, Robin Williams stars as Armand Goldman, a gay cabaret owner who lives in Miami's South Beach with his partner, Albert Nathan Lane , the club's star performer.

Armand and Albert must try in vain to pass as a typical couple when the prospective in-laws of Armand's son, Val Dan Futterman , come for dinner.

While accepting their alternative lifestyle personally, Val demands that they tone it down for his girlfriend's Calista Flockhart parents--who happen to be a political couple running on a family values platform.

Lane's hilarious attempts to "play it straight" and Hank Azaria's brilliantly flamboyant houseboy, Agador, are the highlights of the film, which also features a beautifully understated Williams as the more "normal" of the pair.

Gene Hackman and Dianne Wiest are delightfully square as the future in-laws. Is it Greek? The comedy features a flamboyant gay couple who must attempt to "straighten up" for their son's prospective in-laws.

A nicely restrained Williams lets Nathan Lane as his high-strung diva companion rule the roost in this fluttery, funny [film] The beauty of THE BIRD CAGE is that its jokes and its message are one and the same THE BIRDCAGE is a scream Performed with matchless aplomb and made with plush professionalism Robin Williams is the best surprises The framing device is an effort by a horribly scarred combat soldier Nicolas Cage to break through to his best friend, Birdy Matthew Modine , hospitalized after seemingly being driven mad by fighting in the Vietnam War.

Cage then flashes back to their boyhood, where Birdy, a canary aficionado, was considered the school weirdo but managed to be a solid companion nonetheless.

Directed by Alan Parker, it works best as a coming-of-age story, but misses the bizarre psychological transferences of the book, in which Birdy imagines himself within the world of canaries he creates in his bedroom at his parents' house.

Modine is fine as an out-of-it misfit enraptured by his own little universe. On October 3, , Army Rangers and members of the elite Delta Force participated in a covert operation in Mogadishu, Somalia that went horribly wrong.

Sent to abduct two lieutenants of a vicious Somali warlord, the soldiers found themselves surrounded by hostile militia.

Two Black Hawk helicopters were shot down and many men lost their lives. Mark Bowden of the Philadelphia Inquirer told the story of the battle in his exhaustively researched, critically acclaimed book, BLACK HAWK DOWN, and filmmaker Ridley Scott GLADIATOR and screenwriter Ken Nolan have done an amazing job of bringing the dramatic story to the screen.

Like Bowden's book, the film does not thoroughly examine the context of the conflict, but gives a detailed and intense blow-by-blow account of the fighting.

The violence of the film is brutal and nearly constant. Scott unflinchingly captures the chaos and mayhem of battle with tremendous visual finesse.

There may be no working director more accomplished at wringing texture out of the color blue than the prodigious and now prolific Mr.

BLACK HAWK's knockout photography, editing and sound are all state of the art A personal best for producer Jerry Bruckheimer, a triumph for Scott and a war film of prodigious power.

You will be shaken Gripping, incisive An attempt to record as accurately as possible what it was like to be under fire on that mission As directed by Ted Demme, the film is vibrantly entertaining, painstakingly authentic We can't sympathize with Jung's meteoric rise to wealth and the wild life, and Demme isn't suggesting that we should idolize a drug dealer.

So what, exactly, is the point of Blow? Simply, it seems, to present Jung's story as the epitome of the coke-driven glory days, and to suggest, ever so subtly, that Jung isn't such a bad guy, after all.

Anyone curious about his lifestyle will find this film amazing, and there's plenty of humor mixed with the constant threat of violence and paranoid anxiety.

Still, one wishes that Blow had a more viable reason for being; like a wild party, it leaves you with a hangover and a vague feeling of regret.

DVD features The third Infinifilm finds another rich topic to showcase the fully loaded DVD line. Foremost is director Ted Demme's captivating interview with the real George Jung the director also shares his commentary track with his subject.

In addition Demme gives us a flippant, behind-the-scenes "Production Diary" and more than a half-hour of better-than-average deleted scenes a few of which reveal the fate of a major character.

The extemporaneous "Character Outtakes" are so good, more filmmakers Unfortunately, the performance by then child star Brooke Shields garnered her a nomination, too--for a Razzie Award.

She won, he didn't. This remake of a much classier, British version features Shields and Christopher Atkins as children shipwrecked on a lush tropical island.

They grow to maturity and fall in love, with the script paying special attention to their burgeoning sexuality. Should you desire more trite dialogue, there is an even less satisfying sequel, 's Return to the Blue Lagoon.

In his staggering 50 years on NBC, Bob Hope created such a formidable mass of comic clips, bloopers, and salutes to troops, that a mere three-DVD set can barely contain them.

Still, the collection brings together, for the first time on DVD, timeless sketches with such notable wags as Dean Martin, Phyllis Diller, Johnny Carson, and Jack Benny, and celebrates countless moments of hilarity with some of the biggest stars of the century, including John Wayne, Lucille Ball, Bing Crosby, and Frank Sinatra.

While this DVD set is, for the most part, a compilation of previous collections that have aired on NBC over the years, it still delivers the goods, and should prove a beloved addition to the collection of any Hope fan.

It's a delight to have one of the most engaging comics of our time, and 50 years of him at that, at our very fingertips.

This remarkable legacy of laughter is the only video collection authorized by Bob Hope himself. This special collector's edition features rare vintage clips, hilarious outtakes, and a guest list that reads like a virtual who's who of Hollywood legends, Presidents, and stars from every generation.

Extras include Bob's first ever radio appearance in , movie shorts from the s, an excerpt from "Memories of World War II," Bob's photo album, and more.

Volume 1: 50 Years of Laughter, Parts 1 and 2. Five decades of Bob's favorite memories with the biggest stars and the biggest laughs.

Volume 2: Hope for the Holidays; Saulte to the Troops. Every Christmas Bob delivered laughter and hope to TV audiences and American GIs around the world.

Volume 3: Celebrity Bloopers; Bob's Special Extras. The funniest outtakes from Bob's personal blooper reel and rare extras from the Hope archive.

Washington is Lincoln Rhyme, a successful police officer and author of crime novels. After a freak accident on the job, Rhyme is left paralyzed from the neck down except for his index finger.

Jolie is Amelia Donaghy, a troubled cop who finds herself caught up in the investigation of a brutal serial killer.

With the help of the bed-ridden Rhyme, she enters a dangerous world that threatens to add her to the killer's list. Washington breathes actorly passion into [THE BONE COLLECTOR] Latifah steals any scene she's in Ditto for Luis Guzman Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie create characters we really like; there's chemistry when they're together, and they're surrounded by the good energy of supporting players Based on the memoir of combat veteran Ron Kovic, the film stars Tom Cruise as Kovic, whose gunshot wound in Vietnam left him paralyzed from the chest down.

He is deeply embittered by neglect in a veteran's hospital and by the shattering of his patriotic idealism because of the horror and futility of the Vietnam conflict.

While painfully and awkwardly adjusting to his disability and a changing definition of masculinity, Kovic joins the burgeoning movement of antiwar protest, culminating in a climactic appearance at the Democratic national convention.

A powerfully intimate portrait that unfolds on an epic scale, Born on the Fourth of July is arguably Stone's best film if you can forgive its often strident tone , and Cruise's Oscar-nominated role is uncompromising in its depiction of one man's personal anguish and political awakening.

As THE BOURNE IDENTITY begins, a man who may or may not be Jason Bourne Matt Damon is found floating in the Mediterranean Sea and is hauled onto a fishing boat.

When the ship's doctor examines the unconscious castaway, he discovers two bullet wounds and an implanted device that displays a Swiss bank account number.

With nothing but this code, the amnesiac Bourne travels to Zurich and gains access to a safe-deposit box containing a gun, thousands of dollars in various currencies, and valid passports from numerous countries--each listing a different identity.

Within minutes, Bourne is on the run from a seemingly ever-present agency, relying on language and fighting skills he didn't even know he possessed.

Meanwhile, the shadowy organization, headed by a tough-talking bureaucrat Chris Cooper , sends numerous assassins including the Professor, played by Clive Owen after Bourne and Marie.

As their situation grows more perilous, the two strangers struggle to find out who Bourne really is and why they are being hunted.

Doug Liman's adaptation of Robert Ludlum's best-selling novel is a remarkable exercise in straightforward storytelling, with the director wisely choosing to focus on Bourne and his quest for identity.

The fight sequences are thrilling, but never overly glamorized, and the film's pacing is engaging and deliberate.

Damon, who displays genuine bewilderment as his character discovers his almost-superhuman abilities, anchors the proceedings with the subtle charm of an unlikely action hero.

Potente also shines as Bourne's road companion, a savvy woman who slowly builds an utterly believable relationship with the confused man.

Bearing distinct affinity for its European setting and classic Hollywood suspense films, THE BOURNE IDENTITY succeeds as an unusually smart character-driven thriller.

Cool RONIN-style car chases ensue BOURNE earns what passes as hip praise A tiptop espionage thriller Laced with great shocking moments, BOURNE moves along smartly on its own steam, drawing us confidently into its orbit Blisteringly fast, BOURNE also has a strong or striking supporting actor around every corner Very well done, with skillful action sequences and a great chase scene through Paris streets There's much to enjoy here Liman has real talent An undertone of humour enriches the action Forced out of hiding as the result of an attempt on his life, Bourne fulfills his earlier promise to wreak vengeance on his former CIA employers, some of whom may be in league with murderous Russians.

Brian Cox and Joan Allen are both great as warring agency chiefs convinced Bourne orchestrated the murder of two of their own in a deal gone bad.

Thanks to tense, gritty direction by Paul Greengrass BLOODY SUNDAY , the plot stays tight, the characters believable, and suspense and thrills flow steady.

Moody photography enhances the urban European locations, which--combined with handheld camerawork and fast editing--keeps the action realistic and CGI-free.

Vividly capturing the fatalist flavor of Robert Ludlum's original novel, this is "globalism noir" at its finest.

Franka Potente and Julia Stiles are back from the original, and the always dependable Marton Csokas shows up as one of Bourne's deadly fellow operatives.

As the icing on the cake, John Powell provides a menacing, ambient percussive score. Peirce's directorial debut tells the gut-wrenching true story of Teena Brandon, a Midwestern female who disguised herself as a man.

Relocating to Falls City, Nebraska, from Lincoln, she managed to convince her newfound group of friends that she was Brandon Teena. The film treats these events with a painful objectivism, as Brandon's relationships with her friends John, Tom, Kate, Candace, and Lana unfold toward their inevitably horrific conclusion.

A shining example of independent filmmaking at its most impassioned. Hilary Swank appeared in the short film THE AUDITION with her husband, Chad Lowe, who also wrote and directed it.

This Academy Award-winning epic, directed by Mel Gibson, tells the saga of the legendary thirteenth century Scottish hero William Wallace, known to his countrymen as Braveheart.

Gibson stars as Wallace, who rallies the Scots against the tyrannical English monarch Edward I after he suffers a personal tragedy at the hands of English soldiers.

Peter Sanderson Steve Martin is a divorced workaholic L. Successful but lonely, Peter falls for an online chat buddy and is eager to meet his dream girl, until he meets the real woman behind the screen name and realizes she is nothing like he thought.

Instead of a svelte blonde businesswoman he comes face to face with Charlene Morton Queen Latifah , a sassy African American ex-con who is eager to infiltrate Peter's stereotypically uptight white suburban world.

Charlene wants Peter to defend her and prove she's innocent of a crime that she didn't commit but Peter wants nothing to do with the fast-talking homegirl.

However, Peter's geeky best friend Howie Eugene Levy feels different and begins to woo the voluptuous diva with "hip" street lingo and hysterically deadpan come-ons.

Soon enough, Charlene is shacked up in Peter's palatial estate, throwing wild parties, and opening his eyes to life, love and infectious freedom.

Steve Martin and Queen Latifah are a fresh and dynamic comic team in this hysterical spin on the black-white buddy comedy that is a mixture of PRETTY WOMAN and THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR.

Theatrical release: March 7, Vic never sweats, spews out great one-liners, knocks off money men with glee, toys with killing half a million people If you giggled at his "Ain't it cool" line from the trailer, you're in the right frame of mind for this comedic action film.

Never as gritty or semi-realistic--or for that matter as heart-thumping--as the original Die Hard, Broken Arrow still delivers.

If Travolta is cast against type, everyone else is by the numbers; Christian Slater as Hale, the earnest copilot looking to foil the plot, Samantha Mathis as the brave park ranger caught in the middle, Frank Whaley as an eager diplomat, Delroy Lindo as a right-minded colonel.

But the truth is, false rape allegations are extremely rare. We need to stop telling our sons that false rape accusations are a thing, because they're not.

But binge drinking? That is definitely a thing. And it's a much bigger problem. Before the "misunderstanding" about sex there is the alcohol.

Before it gets to that whatever THAT is we need to work on teaching our kids not to get crazy drunk -- our daughters and our sons.

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